Tuesday, February 28, 2006

retarded local sex news

I had no idea that the "stolen mobile phone with sex videos inside" had blown to such gargantuan proportions without me even knowing anything about it. I mean, where the fuck have I been?!?!

When I read the commentaries posted by myloh and Puny on their blogs, I was scratching my head repeatedly, wondering what the FOOK they were talking about.

Only yesterday when I checked Tomorrow.sg did I find out that the story is all over the place. Of course, being the nosey-parker (read:kaypo chee) that I am, I sourced high and low for the alleged home-made porn. It was easily downloaded by Hubs from Limewire, thus proving how "popular" the clips have become.

As a regular viewer of *ahem* pornography, I must say the angle at which they shot their tryst was extremely unhelpful for anyone who was keen to masturbate to the video. Firstly, the close-ups don't show much other than a slighted view of the ins and outs. But the female lead's "creaminess" was undoubtedly a sign of her sexuality. Simply put, she must have been damned turned on! *heh heh* Trust me, I would know. ;p The clips also show how "all-rounded" she is in the sack, providing pleasure to her man throughout all her available orifices. Wah. I heard that liberal and professional behaviour like that is highly rare in local women. But then again, I ALSO CAN!

With regards to the accidentally publicly exposed nature of the video contents, I don't give a damn. This girl obviously was kinky enough to make a sex video with her man, but not smart enough to back-up the copy elsewhere. Let's face it, it is common knowledge that phones get lost or stolen quite often. Giving her the benefit of doubt, say she NEVER EVER lost her phone before, it would still have been a wise choice to back-up the video. You never know when your phone would "commit suicide" and die on you. And I'd presume you'd really want to keep the video as a momento of your relationship with your well-endowed boyfriend. Really convenient for those days when you're single and need some personal memories to get you off.

I've NEVER lost my mobile phone before, or gotten it stolen, but I ALWAYS transfer my kinky videos and pictures over to my laptop and save it in some inconspicuous folder for future enjoyment. That's what smart people do.

Well, the local community is reacting very adversely to the whole shebang of "17-year-old girl lost her phone containing sex videos of herself and is now very distressed that the clips have gotten out to the mass media", but balls la. Blame it on her luck. Or stupidity for that matter. At least some people have commented that she looks cute. Some others have commented that she seems like she knows how to suck cock. Eh, compliments ok!? Only the girls seem to leave degrading remarks like "she's a slut", "she got small tits", blah blah blah. I say HECK IT, at least she's getting some and she's not afraid to make it into porn. It's a pity that the nation got a share in her goodies and her sexual capabilities, but hell, she's definitely gonna get picked up DAMN often in clubs for the next few years!

Friday, February 24, 2006


I've finally downloaded SKYPE. Ok. So I'm slow. But I never got SKYPE because I didn't know anyone who was using it. I still don't. So, anyone here interested to test out my SKYPE with me?!?

My SKYPE name is shell_shush. Add me, and we'll start talking!

Thursday, February 16, 2006

homo humour!

Jokes that only the non-straight will understand.

Go visit Mr. Gisby's Totally Gay Pet Shop!

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Some days, the bullcrap just gets too much for you to handle. No matter how close the friend is, or how resilient you usually are to lameness, there are just days when enough is enough.

Fortunately, Hubs is always there to save the day.

Casanova also saved the day and added some laughs to my otherwise tiring fucked day. It's a MUST WATCH!!

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

it's MINE!!!!

The Motorola RAZR V3i is mine!!!!!! Muahahaha...

It's my Valentine's Day + birthday present from Hubs. My dad chipped in part of the cash as well, because if he didn't I might not even have the chance to own such a cool phone. It syncs with bloody iTunes!!

After 2 years of abusing my Nokia 7600, aka "the funny/funky phone", it was high time to get a new phone. Not that my 7600 wasn't serving my well, but I guess it was the techno-savvy bitch in me kicking up. The sleek sexy look and the functionality of the RAZR V3i was just too fab to ignore.

I am one happy girl. And as said before, February IS the month where wonderful things happen.

Monday, February 13, 2006

take notice!

I've got a mobile line up and running, but it's a new number with a different service provider. If you haven't gotten my sms informing you of my new number, please leave me a message here and I'll get back to you ASAP!

wonderful weekend

A fantastic weekend spent. Friday til Sunday.

Meals together.
Coffee talks.
Being out just to be part of the bustling world.

I can't even recall the last time we spent so much time together without having anything else interrupt our couple time.

The laughter. The love.
I think my sanity really appreciated that.

Fancy new thongs (8 pairs!) and a lovely red bra from CK Tangs, courtesy of my Valentine. =)
Not to mention the bits and pieces of shopping from here and there.
All the money and all the love for me... Thank you, my honey baby!!

Thaipusam's wonderous celebrations was an eye opener.
Cereal prawns, green tea, iced Milo, iced Horlicks at a coffeeshop watching the ceremonies.
Sometimes it pays to live so close to a "Bangla" area. Where else can you see religious devotees pierced in multiple places?

Hubs is trying hard to make my February wonderful by filling my days up with:
- good lovin'
- yummy meals out
- all expenses paid shopping (within limits, of course)
- presents
- spending quality time with me
- laughter and joy

How can I even allow myself to be down?

As I've said before to some friends, February is a time when wonderful things happen:

1) Chinese New Year - time with loved ones + extra cash + holidays.

2) wedding anniversary - a day to look back at the past year and the achievements/errors we've made as a couple and to celebrate the existence of our love.

3) Valentine's Day - every girl is a sucker for amorous gifts and expressions of love (and sincerity). Don't deny it.

4) my birthday - I look forward to my birthday every year. Regardless of the fact that I NEVER get younger. The day I am QUEEN and get the things I've been pining for.

Nonetheless for all the beauty in the world, Life always finds its way to screw up your days one way or another. =(
But I know Hubs will be my saviour. One way or another. =)

Happy Valentine's Day to one and all.
Spread the love around!

Friday, February 10, 2006

phone line down

As the title suggests, my phone line is down. I am stranded with no mobile nor land line. So if you need to contact me, you can try calling Hubs' line. I might be holding on to the phone for the next couple of days. Simply because I have more of a social life than he does. :p


Thursday, February 09, 2006

i quit! But...

So my Assistant Manager happened to call me when I was getting out of the doctor's office today. He wanted me to drop by to let him photocopy my I.C so that I could collect my quite overdue paycheck.And since I was just around the corner, I popped by and did what was necessary to get MY money.

When he returned with my I.C, I conveniently told him that I'm not keen on working for them anymore. When probed for a reason, I just told him that I've been falling sick due to working late nights. He seemed okay with my sudden resignation, but said,"Why don't you work finish this week, then take a one, two weeks break and see how?"


I am sick of customers speaking Malay to me. I AM NOT A MAT-YOYO! I don't understand why he wants to make me stay, but heck, I need to practise self-preservation. That money they pay me can't even preserve a plum.

But of course, in reality, I politely accepted his offer while also telling him that I won't be working tonight because I'm still not feeling well. I AM ill. Just not in the body, but in the mind. I'm under stress that I don't even know of. Like what stress? I am not doing anything except bumming around. But if the doctor says so, then that is that.

Come Thursday morning, I am going to "chao geng" again. I will sms my Assistant Manager and tell him that I am still feeling under the weather. When in actual fact, it's because I have an interview for another part-time job in the afternoon. *heh heh* One need not be too honest when it comes to the realistic needs in life. Money.

doctor's visit

He spoke to me
soft words with logic laced
my tears escaped me

He dug up wounds
so deeply buried
left to be forgotten
my heart bleeds

The past left to fade
relives in my mind
I broke down
crazed and deranged inside

Prozac was my remedy
to ease the skeletons
hiding in my closet
to guide my logic home

I wait for the day
to be normal again
to laugh and cheer
and not feel stabbed in the chest

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

feeling down

I don't want to go to work later. I hate reporting for a job where I have to stand for 6 hours on end. Given the fact that my shift starts at 7pm, I'll probably be on my feet for 7 hours, up til 2am.

They were supposed to pay part-timers weekly, which is on every Friday. I've been working since 19th January and I haven't been paid a single cent. They said the accounts person has gone on holiday, and thus delaying our payout. Hell, do I care?! What about my bills that need to be paid? What about my tummy that needs to be filled? What about the tobacco and alcohol I need to keep my sanity moving along?

I have half a mind to walk in tomorrow and tell my manager that I don't want to work anymore. More than 3 weeks and not a single cent paid. Not to mention that I had to purchase a pair of plain black pants to wear for work. AND I HAVEN'T BEEN PAID A SINGLE CENT UP TIL NOW. I had to pay for that stupid pair of pants from my own pocket.

The bills are waiting and they can't wait no more. Neither can I. Hubs doesn't get his paycheck until the 10th. I need to get that money. It's not a lot, no more than $100 a week, but that would suffice for the money we owe for electricity and water supply. Working where I am now seems to defeat the purpose of working at all when I don't get paid.

Anyone who knows of a job that starts after 6pm, please let me know. Karthy/Annie, you guys work in some recruitment agency, so please help me!!

So should I quit or not? I have no idea how long they're going to drag on my paycheck. And I have no intentions to find out.

darkness reigns

voices outside the windows
beckoning me to look out
a face draped with long curly hair
says "Boo!"

wits scared out of me
things dropped on the floor
collapsed in a crying heap
thank God for my angel

strangers standing round my bed
peering at me with queer eyes
i toss and turn
unable to rest with the unwanted attention

my angel needs rest
he needs to close his eyes
they don't leave no matter what
closing in on my thoughts

these days are dark
with nights gloomier
i need to run from here
to make merry elsewhere

tears laced with fears
need to hide my face
from a world so curious
lock myself inside and out

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

river hongbao

food stalls in an indian file
a variety of aromatic smells and colours
shuffling from one end to the other
money exchanged for tasties
stuffing ourselves
with shark's fin soup, japanese pizza, buns with crabmeat sauce
with the laughter and a filled tummy

fireworks blast into the dark night sky
a hug maintained throughout the festivities
families, friends, couples congregated amidst the crowds
smiles, cheers, feel the joy in the air
a sight to behold
a moment to remember

Monday, February 06, 2006

blur cock

I had no idea that I had to moderate my Haloscan comments. It wasn't necessary before, gawd knows when the system changed, leaving all your comments queueing in the "PENDING MODERATION" page waiting for my approval. Argh.

My fingers are tired from clicking "APPROVE" for TWO pages worth of comments.

Could this be TRUE?!

You scored as English. You should be an English major!
Your passion lies in writing and expressing yourself creatively, and you hate it when you are inhibited from doing so. Pursue that interest of yours!





























What is your Perfect Major? (PLEASE RATE ME!!)
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for days that start out wrong

Remember your eventual goals and dreams, instead of focusing on the anger and pain.
Remind yourselves why you were even here to begin with.
Refrain from making harsh statements out of a fit of anger.
Restrain any violent tendencies, no matter how strong. Likewise, help restrain your partner.
Repeatedly vocalise the love and concern to calm each other down.
Resolve the issue instead of mindlessly letting anger lead the way into unconstructive heated arguments.
Reassure yourself and your partner that no matter what happens, the love will not change.
Rekindle the relationship by doing something enjoyable together and being extra nice to each other for the rest of the day.

Slightly 2 hours after the last second of our FIRST wedding anniversary. May there be more years to celebrate in love and happiness. No matter what happens to us in the near or distant future,

a meme from Puny Grace

Rules for this growing meme:
Bold the following that are true about you, italicize things you wish were true, add one true thing about you.

I miss somebody right now.
I don't watch much TV these days.
I love olives.
I own lots of books.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games.
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes.
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
I'm TOTALLY smart.
I've broken someone's bones.
I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
I hate the rain.
I'm paranoid at times.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I need money right now.
I love sushi.
I talk really, really fast.
I have fresh breath in the morning.
I have long hair.
I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one sibling.
I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
I like the way that I look.
I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
I am usually pessimistic.
I have a lot of mood swings.
I think prostitution should be legalized.
I think Britney Spears is pretty.
I have a hidden talent.
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
I have a lot of friends.
I am currently single.
I have pecked someone of the same sex.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop.
Enjoy window shopping.
I would rather shop than eat.
I would classify myself as ghetto.
I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal WordPress Tabulas blog.
I don't hate anyone.
I'm a pretty good dancer.
I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a cell phone.
I believe in (a) God.
I watch MTV on a daily basis.
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
I've rejected someone before.
I currently like someone.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I want to have children in the future.
I have changed a diaper before.
I've called the cops on a friend before.
I'm not allergic to anything.
I have a lot to learn.
I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
I am shy around the opposite sex.
I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
I have at least 5 away messages saved.
I have tried alcohol before.
I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
I own the "South Park" movie.
I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal Tabulas.
When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbour or chum.
I enjoy some country music.
I would die for my best friends.
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
I watch soap operas whenever I can.
I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
I have dated a close friend's ex.
I like surveys/memes.
I am happy at this moment.
Conservative Republican.
I am punk rockish.
I am preppy.
I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
I study for tests most of the time.
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
I can work on a car.
I love my job.
I am comfortable with who I am right now.
I have more than just my ears pierced.
I walk barefoot wherever I can.
I have jumped off a bridge.
I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
I believe in prophetic dreams.
Plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
I'm proficient on a musical instrument.
I worked at McDonald's restaurant.
I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movies.
I think water rules.
I went to college out of state.
I am adopted.
I like sausage.
I love the Red Sox.
I have thrown up from crying too much.
I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
I love kisses.
I fall for the worst people.
I adore bright colors.
I love Dear Abby.
I can't live without black eyeliner.
I think school is awesome.
I think pigtails serve a purpose.
I don't know why the hell I just did this stupid thing. (it is way too long.. -.-")
I don't like multi-textured ice cream.
I think John Cusack is adorable.
I watch Food Network way too much.
I love coaching youth sports.
I can pick up things with my toes.
I can't whistle.
I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes slither.
I have ridden/owned a horse.
I still have (almost) every journal I've ever written in.
I can't stick to a diet.
I talk in my sleep.
I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
I have jazz in my blood.
I would not be friends if they weren't family.
I wear a toe ring.
I have a tattoo.
I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
I am a caffeine junkie.
I know who Santos L. Halper is.
I read trashy romance novels and I am ashamed.
I love wrestling.
I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
I cosplay or know what cosplaying is.
I have been to over 15 conventions.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
I'm an artist.
I have a goal to collect every Johnny Depp movie ever made.
I have an unhealthy Taco Bell obsession.
I have had a crush on a cartoon character when I was a kid. (Peter Pan, can I be your Wendy?? Okay, I'll settle for Tink too... pretty please?!)
I have spent more on anime and manga than many spend on computers or other high end products.
I only clean my room when neccesary.
Weight is my enemy.
I hate chinese.
I wish everybody in the world loves me.
I wish I had a stable job with a high income.
I detest most stuffed toys.
I'm a complete gadget freak.
I've got a mental disorder.

So that's the list. Fuck, that's long. No more long memes!! You hear me, Puny?? NO MORE!!

it's time

Time to start typing down thoughts again. Too much happening, too little energy to scribble it all into my paperback diary.

This is the lazy arse's way of recording down life's events. Along with photos, URL links and songs. I guess I just can't afford a good printer to soft-copy my pictures and paste them into my book.

So here. I'm back again.