retarded local sex news
I had no idea that the "stolen mobile phone with sex videos inside" had blown to such gargantuan proportions without me even knowing anything about it. I mean, where the fuck have I been?!?!
When I read the commentaries posted by myloh and Puny on their blogs, I was scratching my head repeatedly, wondering what the FOOK they were talking about.
Only yesterday when I checked Tomorrow.sg did I find out that the story is all over the place. Of course, being the nosey-parker (read:kaypo chee) that I am, I sourced high and low for the alleged home-made porn. It was easily downloaded by Hubs from Limewire, thus proving how "popular" the clips have become.
As a regular viewer of *ahem* pornography, I must say the angle at which they shot their tryst was extremely unhelpful for anyone who was keen to masturbate to the video. Firstly, the close-ups don't show much other than a slighted view of the ins and outs. But the female lead's "creaminess" was undoubtedly a sign of her sexuality. Simply put, she must have been damned turned on! *heh heh* Trust me, I would know. ;p The clips also show how "all-rounded" she is in the sack, providing pleasure to her man throughout all her available orifices. Wah. I heard that liberal and professional behaviour like that is highly rare in local women. But then again, I ALSO CAN!
With regards to the accidentally publicly exposed nature of the video contents, I don't give a damn. This girl obviously was kinky enough to make a sex video with her man, but not smart enough to back-up the copy elsewhere. Let's face it, it is common knowledge that phones get lost or stolen quite often. Giving her the benefit of doubt, say she NEVER EVER lost her phone before, it would still have been a wise choice to back-up the video. You never know when your phone would "commit suicide" and die on you. And I'd presume you'd really want to keep the video as a momento of your relationship with your well-endowed boyfriend. Really convenient for those days when you're single and need some personal memories to get you off.
I've NEVER lost my mobile phone before, or gotten it stolen, but I ALWAYS transfer my kinky videos and pictures over to my laptop and save it in some inconspicuous folder for future enjoyment. That's what smart people do.
Well, the local community is reacting very adversely to the whole shebang of "17-year-old girl lost her phone containing sex videos of herself and is now very distressed that the clips have gotten out to the mass media", but balls la. Blame it on her luck. Or stupidity for that matter. At least some people have commented that she looks cute. Some others have commented that she seems like she knows how to suck cock. Eh, compliments ok!? Only the girls seem to leave degrading remarks like "she's a slut", "she got small tits", blah blah blah. I say HECK IT, at least she's getting some and she's not afraid to make it into porn. It's a pity that the nation got a share in her goodies and her sexual capabilities, but hell, she's definitely gonna get picked up DAMN often in clubs for the next few years!
When I read the commentaries posted by myloh and Puny on their blogs, I was scratching my head repeatedly, wondering what the FOOK they were talking about.
Only yesterday when I checked Tomorrow.sg did I find out that the story is all over the place. Of course, being the nosey-parker (read:kaypo chee) that I am, I sourced high and low for the alleged home-made porn. It was easily downloaded by Hubs from Limewire, thus proving how "popular" the clips have become.
As a regular viewer of *ahem* pornography, I must say the angle at which they shot their tryst was extremely unhelpful for anyone who was keen to masturbate to the video. Firstly, the close-ups don't show much other than a slighted view of the ins and outs. But the female lead's "creaminess" was undoubtedly a sign of her sexuality. Simply put, she must have been damned turned on! *heh heh* Trust me, I would know. ;p The clips also show how "all-rounded" she is in the sack, providing pleasure to her man throughout all her available orifices. Wah. I heard that liberal and professional behaviour like that is highly rare in local women. But then again, I ALSO CAN!
With regards to the accidentally publicly exposed nature of the video contents, I don't give a damn. This girl obviously was kinky enough to make a sex video with her man, but not smart enough to back-up the copy elsewhere. Let's face it, it is common knowledge that phones get lost or stolen quite often. Giving her the benefit of doubt, say she NEVER EVER lost her phone before, it would still have been a wise choice to back-up the video. You never know when your phone would "commit suicide" and die on you. And I'd presume you'd really want to keep the video as a momento of your relationship with your well-endowed boyfriend. Really convenient for those days when you're single and need some personal memories to get you off.
I've NEVER lost my mobile phone before, or gotten it stolen, but I ALWAYS transfer my kinky videos and pictures over to my laptop and save it in some inconspicuous folder for future enjoyment. That's what smart people do.
Well, the local community is reacting very adversely to the whole shebang of "17-year-old girl lost her phone containing sex videos of herself and is now very distressed that the clips have gotten out to the mass media", but balls la. Blame it on her luck. Or stupidity for that matter. At least some people have commented that she looks cute. Some others have commented that she seems like she knows how to suck cock. Eh, compliments ok!? Only the girls seem to leave degrading remarks like "she's a slut", "she got small tits", blah blah blah. I say HECK IT, at least she's getting some and she's not afraid to make it into porn. It's a pity that the nation got a share in her goodies and her sexual capabilities, but hell, she's definitely gonna get picked up DAMN often in clubs for the next few years!
Shelly breathed again at 11:37 PM
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