ill and crazy

My voice is almost a deep gruff sort of sexy. Think Zoe Tay. *sultry pout*

The bad news here is, coughing intermittently is not sexy at all. Especially not when I am spraying bits of saliva and phelgm onto your face. Please, Goddess of Bodily Fluids, take away my phelgm. And while you're at it, tell me, can women actually ejaculate?

There have been reports of women being able to ejaculate at times of orgasm, but no scientific evidence has actually proved that it is true. I am sick of being told that it could just be pee. I do not pee when I'm coming. Trust me on that one. I have been peeing for the last 22 years and I know what peeing feels like.

If anyone has actually watch video clips of ejaculating women, please do not be fooled. Some of these women really ARE peeing. You can easily see the yellow stream of liquid that's squirting out of the pee-hole on their clit. *SIGH* The deceptive porn industry.

Mine is nothing like that at all. But as graphically describing it could prove too *ahem* disturbing for some, I shall save everyone from that agonizing read.

I think my fever is escalating. I must be crazy to type out an entry like this. *scratches head in disbelief* Well, since it's here. I shall just let it be.