Crazy aunties

Why do these STUPID aunties ask you if you're going out when you are OBVIOUSLY walking AWAY from your home?? Where else could I be going? Taking an alternative route home cos I managed to drill a hole big enough to squeeze through from the wall opposite my flat??

One fine day, when they catch me in the wrong mood, I will answer with utter sarcasm:"No, I'm not going out. I'm going home."

Auntie:"Huh? Why you walk that way if you are going home?"

Me:"Cos you talk cock with me, so I talk cock with you lor. I obviously walking towards the elevator to go out, then you ask me redundant question. So I give you redundant answer. Happy now?"

Then I shall follow up the conversation with a horrible snigger and a killer glint in my eyes.

HAHAHAHAHAHA...