musings on his new hair

What your new hair colour reveals about you and the people around you:

• You know your mother doesn't like it when her first comment is "Chao Ah Beng".

• People around your age group gawk and say "Chio ah!"

• Schooling teenagers look up in envy because they'll never be able to hide it from the school authorities.

• Your boss sees you in new light now as the flaming red shows off your creative streak.

• Your wife gets a shock every morning when she gets up, even though she was the one who create the masterpiece on your scalp.

• Your father-in-law laughs everytime your hair is mentioned.

• Somehow you heard your auntie say your head resembles "Ah Meng", the orang-utan in the zoo.

• Strange aunties and uncles point to you as though your head was on fire.

• But even stranger is when you go to Mustafa. No one even gives you a second look.
  

So much for your new hair. I feel put down by all the attention given to you. Does NO ONE notice the slight blue tinge to my otherwise black hair at all?!?