Pigs above us
Who said that Singapore is a free and liberal country/city?!?!
IT IS ALL A LIE!!
Our beloved Media Authority of Singapore (MDA) has rejected the application for a local AIDS support group concert. Their reason? Public interest. What a load of crap. If public interest is THAT important, we would have a completely FREE country where cigarettes and alcohol are at reasonable prices, and gay marriages would be legal.
And next up, they're going to INCREASE the price of tobacco AGAIN. Smoking is going to become a rich man's habit and a luxury for the poor. (Please don't hike it until I start working... Please please pretty please...) And they want more babies! WTF...
The government claims that whatever new rulings they impose on us are FOR OUR OWN GOOD. Why can't they see that we ARE old enough to decide for ourselves?? If we want to smoke and/or drink to our deaths, why should they care? Yes, true true, we are having an aging population and we aren't exactly making babies... Who can they blame except themselves?
BABIES:
Back in the early nineties, there was too much emphasis on creating a future and blah blah blah, resulting in everyone slogging away in their cubicle cell for more than 9 hours a day. The rising living costs didn't make it easier either. It's work hard, or starve yourself (and your family) of a comfortable lifestyle. Who would have the time to enjoy sex?
Just in case they didn't know, love making between a couple does not simply involve penetration and orgasm. There has to be mood cultivation, foreplay, emotional bonding throughout the intimate session, afterglow. And sometimes the couple gets hungry and they have to go get food. (Which ultimately increases the time required to have intercourse cos if they didn't bang, they wouldn't be hungry.) Who's got the time for THAT? Singaporeans only have sex an average of 79 times per year according to Durex Sex Survey 2004!! Work that number out and we'll only be getting laid around 6 times a month! (Probably working couples who do it once a week. The extra 2 times are numbers chalked up by horny and/or curious teens who do it twice a week. =p )
Now they see the number of newborns decreasing and you start to panic. It's too late, my dear government officials... Who cares anyway? You can always "import" foreign "talents". Give the SPGs more ang-mohs! Marry our women to expats and ship them overseas! That's what you have been doing for the longest time anyway.
HOMOSEXUALS:
AIDS cases are on the rise. We now have more than 2,000 HIV or AIDS confirm patients. Senior Minister of State for Health, Balaji Sadasivan, says a probable cause of it could be the gay festival held in August 2004. But online gay community, Fridae.com, provided other possible reasons for the surge in numbers.
Fiona asked me some time last week: "Why do gays seem to be the ones who spread AIDS?"
My answer to her was this:
Men don't like to use condoms. (Men who are reading this, be honest!) However, if they have sex with a female stranger, she would request for protection, and so, they would use condoms and prevent the spread of AIDS. But when two men have one night stands, neither one of them would want the sensation to be reduced, so they don't use condoms, and thus the virus is spread from one to the next, to the next, to the next. And suddenly, you have a WHOLE lot of infected men.
She acknowledged my "wisdom" with a simple "oorrrrrhhhh"... Cute girl. =)
Singapore is such a homophobic country. And now they want to BAN this AIDS concert, citing the reason that having a gay Christian pop duo, Jason and deMarco, would influence the public. Bloody hell. Since you have already said the AIDS cases increment is because of the gays then what's wrong in having a concert that promotes a gay lifestyle? Contradicting...
IT IS ALL A LIE!!
Our beloved Media Authority of Singapore (MDA) has rejected the application for a local AIDS support group concert. Their reason? Public interest. What a load of crap. If public interest is THAT important, we would have a completely FREE country where cigarettes and alcohol are at reasonable prices, and gay marriages would be legal.
And next up, they're going to INCREASE the price of tobacco AGAIN. Smoking is going to become a rich man's habit and a luxury for the poor. (Please don't hike it until I start working... Please please pretty please...) And they want more babies! WTF...
The government claims that whatever new rulings they impose on us are FOR OUR OWN GOOD. Why can't they see that we ARE old enough to decide for ourselves?? If we want to smoke and/or drink to our deaths, why should they care? Yes, true true, we are having an aging population and we aren't exactly making babies... Who can they blame except themselves?
BABIES:
Back in the early nineties, there was too much emphasis on creating a future and blah blah blah, resulting in everyone slogging away in their cubicle cell for more than 9 hours a day. The rising living costs didn't make it easier either. It's work hard, or starve yourself (and your family) of a comfortable lifestyle. Who would have the time to enjoy sex?
Just in case they didn't know, love making between a couple does not simply involve penetration and orgasm. There has to be mood cultivation, foreplay, emotional bonding throughout the intimate session, afterglow. And sometimes the couple gets hungry and they have to go get food. (Which ultimately increases the time required to have intercourse cos if they didn't bang, they wouldn't be hungry.) Who's got the time for THAT? Singaporeans only have sex an average of 79 times per year according to Durex Sex Survey 2004!! Work that number out and we'll only be getting laid around 6 times a month! (Probably working couples who do it once a week. The extra 2 times are numbers chalked up by horny and/or curious teens who do it twice a week. =p )
Now they see the number of newborns decreasing and you start to panic. It's too late, my dear government officials... Who cares anyway? You can always "import" foreign "talents". Give the SPGs more ang-mohs! Marry our women to expats and ship them overseas! That's what you have been doing for the longest time anyway.
HOMOSEXUALS:
AIDS cases are on the rise. We now have more than 2,000 HIV or AIDS confirm patients. Senior Minister of State for Health, Balaji Sadasivan, says a probable cause of it could be the gay festival held in August 2004. But online gay community, Fridae.com, provided other possible reasons for the surge in numbers.
Fiona asked me some time last week: "Why do gays seem to be the ones who spread AIDS?"
My answer to her was this:
Men don't like to use condoms. (Men who are reading this, be honest!) However, if they have sex with a female stranger, she would request for protection, and so, they would use condoms and prevent the spread of AIDS. But when two men have one night stands, neither one of them would want the sensation to be reduced, so they don't use condoms, and thus the virus is spread from one to the next, to the next, to the next. And suddenly, you have a WHOLE lot of infected men.
She acknowledged my "wisdom" with a simple "oorrrrrhhhh"... Cute girl. =)
Singapore is such a homophobic country. And now they want to BAN this AIDS concert, citing the reason that having a gay Christian pop duo, Jason and deMarco, would influence the public. Bloody hell. Since you have already said the AIDS cases increment is because of the gays then what's wrong in having a concert that promotes a gay lifestyle? Contradicting...
Shelly breathed again at 2:29 AM
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