handsome guys are almost always gay

Remember the age-old saying that women have had since the publicising of homosexual men?

"The good men are either married, gay or dead."

Damn it's true.

Another cute fella from the pop scene comes out of the closet. Who's left? And around me, I see wonderful men who are not EVER going to be interested to be one-half of a heterosexual couple. By "wonderful", I mean good-looking, sensitive, smart, charming, caring, and fun-loving. And permanently unavailable.

I look up at the stars and thank heavens that I've already chopped (reserved) myself a good gay man. *sinister chuckle*